croutoncat: The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via consulting-cockblock)
That is why it is so important to let certain things go. To release them. To cut...– Paulo Coehlo (via 24ribs)
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ripstudwell: officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest please step out of the vehicle
me: wakes up
me: opens computer before eyelids
w-ave: i accidentally messed up my life like how do i start a new account
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk...